This story really begins at the airport.
Now, at this airport were several very tired and hungry people. That group of people included Ivy, Cate, Cate’s mom, Jennifer, Matt, Matt’s dad, Maurice, and me. During what seemed like an interminably long (three hour) wait, I 1) sang showtunes with Matt, 2) received the last phone calls I’d receive in a long time, 3) read sonnets, 4) engaged in a fierce camera war, 5) vegetated, 6) escaped from strange Asian cult members guarding the bathrooms, 7) realized I left my two truffles at YouthInkwell, and
waited and vegetated some more at the front of the airport with Ivy, Maurice, and Matt.
I learned that Ivy brought a SAT version of Wuthering Heights, and that Matt was the King of the Blues. And Cate was standing in line holding a place because Noel was not here. Which brings me to my point: why we were waiting in the airport for six hours sans luggage and sans sanity.
We were waiting. Hip, hip, hooray.
And I made a new friend. His name is Maurice, and he’s red. But I don’t think he’s going to last this trip, because his fur is already coming out in little patches of fluff. And all he’s doing is sitting there.
Anyway, to cut to the chase, Noel and his mumsy Felicia arrived and we decided as a group that we were hungry. And then began the search for food.
It was midnight, and not a single restaurant in this airport was open.
And SO! Jennifer, Ivy, and I embarked on a most perilous journey downstairs, across the street and down a very, very, very long and dark path towards one lone Mc Donald’s–a McDonald’s located oh-so-conveniently in the second story of the International Airport.
On the way, we managed to ransack a vending machine and bought nine bags of chips. And apparently, while we were trekking through the streets, Felicia’s fiancée drove back and bought everyone In-and-Out. Joyous.
HOWEVER, our journey was NOT in vain, for I had obtained a hideously ugly little Shrek toy.
But, alas, as we left, I could not find it/her/him. And dearest Jennifer informed me that she had dropped it/her/him into the trashcan. WHY!? Horrified, I rushed to the trashcan and immediately dug through it, searching for it. Unfortunately, I had to give up, and join the rest of our happy, happy crew in the airplane.
All along… it was in my backpack. YAYYY.
After several long and tiring airplane rides that were not very interesting, we arrived in
Costa Rica!
So, as we arrived, I felt the urgent need to shower and clean up, but instead we went to the mall and had lunch and bonded with these deliciously charming Young Rotaracts. Basically, we spent thirty minutes attempting to order our meals while Noel, with meal and all, smugly sat in a table all by himself.
After that, I was very, very tired and everything went by in a fuzzy blur.
We visited two primary schools.
The first school held an assembly. The children performed a Frog dance, and Smile dance, and a song that Noel translated as “Wearing Things Well.” It was all very cute despite that I didn’t understand a single word anybody was singing. We also visited their library, which was about the size of my bathroom. My bathroom is not particularly large.
The second school had only three children. A little sixth grader read a speech to us. He looked terrified.
And after that, I had nap time in our hotel room. Or I attempted to have nap time. The moment Noel, Cate, and Matt entered the room, it turned into a battle zone. We ordered an extremely gross cheese platter. We ate about half of it, and Noel threw the remaining pieces around the room and rubbed a piece into my face. I regret to inform you that I did not wash my face until the next morning.
At eight (not sure if this is the right time), we went off to dinner and dancing with Maurice and the Rotary.
And then…lights out.